I was gonna suggest heading for international waters instead but did you know that the US President can declare any rock US territory if it's got some bird shit on it? Or something like that, I'd have to find my notes.
Why are we gonna run afoul of the Coast Guard?
[ Not "how", not even a hypothetical. She knows what she's about. ]
Any bird shit or does it have to be bald eagle bird shit? I really should know this working for the government, but fuck if I pay attention to anything but the paycheck.
I was thinking we could take your house out for a spin before the summer's over.
Actually, they can. My ex-fiancee loved testing any kind of shit. Literal shit. He could tell you where a bat came from, what it ate for dinner two weeks ago, and who it last slept with.
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I'm down but how much potential bail money are we talking about, here?
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Why are we gonna run afoul of the Coast Guard?
[ Not "how", not even a hypothetical. She knows what she's about. ]
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I was thinking we could take your house out for a spin before the summer's over.
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Can they DNA test bat shit like they do dog shit?
Or do we have some bat shit treaty?
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It never did make for sexy pillow talk.
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[Somewhere, Clint's ears are probably (not) ringing.]
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[ Speaking of lovable assholes. She still misses you, bro. ]
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Wait. Do any of us actually know how to drive a boat? If not I know a guy.
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