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Rachel Conway ([personal profile] gotbottle) wrote2016-05-25 08:49 pm
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call me.

text / voice / video
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thenormalsquint: (❥ and next you'll tell me it's the truth)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2016-08-01 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, they can. My ex-fiancee loved testing any kind of shit. Literal shit. He could tell you where a bat came from, what it ate for dinner two weeks ago, and who it last slept with.

It never did make for sexy pillow talk.
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[personal profile] gotbottle 2016-08-01 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait wait hold up: DNA testing some shit can tell you who the shitter last banged? Did they not use a condom when they went in the back door?
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2016-08-01 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Guess not. This is the result of the lack of proper bat sex ed in America.
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