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Rachel Conway ([personal profile] gotbottle) wrote2016-05-25 08:49 pm
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thenormalsquint: (❥ tough girl)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2016-08-01 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Any bird shit or does it have to be bald eagle bird shit? I really should know this working for the government, but fuck if I pay attention to anything but the paycheck.

I was thinking we could take your house out for a spin before the summer's over.
gotbottle: (well shit)

[personal profile] gotbottle 2016-08-01 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I HAD IT WRONG IT WAS BAT SHIT
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[personal profile] gotbottle 2016-08-01 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Also my house doesn't move, it doesn't have an engine in it.
thenormalsquint: (❥)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2016-08-01 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Guano? But why guano? How can they tell it's an American bat and not like a Cold War Era Soviet Union bat?
gotbottle: (awkward)

[personal profile] gotbottle 2016-08-01 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
In Soviet Russia you shit on bat.
gotbottle: (eyes up)

[personal profile] gotbottle 2016-08-01 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
no idk
Can they DNA test bat shit like they do dog shit?
Or do we have some bat shit treaty?
thenormalsquint: (❥ and next you'll tell me it's the truth)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2016-08-01 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, they can. My ex-fiancee loved testing any kind of shit. Literal shit. He could tell you where a bat came from, what it ate for dinner two weeks ago, and who it last slept with.

It never did make for sexy pillow talk.
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[personal profile] gotbottle 2016-08-01 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait wait hold up: DNA testing some shit can tell you who the shitter last banged? Did they not use a condom when they went in the back door?
thenormalsquint: (❥ mom said you were special right?)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2016-08-01 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Guess not. This is the result of the lack of proper bat sex ed in America.
thenormalsquint: (❥ is it time to strangle you yet?)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2016-08-01 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, what good is a houseboat that only has people knocking when it's rocking, Rachel?
gotbottle: (wall)

[personal profile] gotbottle 2016-08-01 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
So some asshole can't drive off with my entire house.
thenormalsquint: (❥ he answers to bacon)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2016-08-01 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
But you gave it to an asshole (a lovable asshole) when you left.

[Somewhere, Clint's ears are probably (not) ringing.]
gotbottle: (oh yeah?)

[personal profile] gotbottle 2016-08-01 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I tried, but Remy said no.

[ Speaking of lovable assholes. She still misses you, bro. ]
thenormalsquint: (❥ kodak moment)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2016-08-01 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
That Cajun fool never learned not to look a gift horse in the mouth.
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[personal profile] gotbottle 2016-08-01 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Clint actually took really good care of the place while I was gone. It was like I hadn't left. It was a seriously comforting thing to come back to.
thenormalsquint: (❥ show you show me)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2016-08-01 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
You know what? We can rent a boat and invite him along as a reward for not burning down the place.
gotbottle: (classy)

[personal profile] gotbottle 2016-08-02 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
That's a goddamn brilliant plan.

Wait. Do any of us actually know how to drive a boat? If not I know a guy.
thenormalsquint: (❥ tiny little thing)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2016-08-10 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't, but hey, call this guy you know up. Tell him we can pay him in food and booze.
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[personal profile] gotbottle 2016-08-11 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
He'd love that, actually. Let me see what I can do.
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